I dug up my dog
Been dead these nine years
Damn dog only laughed
at my falling tears
My wife left me
For my cousin's friend
They took all my stuff
And my money for rent
My truck it broke down
On I-93
Got stranded there and
I really hadta pee
This fella drove by
and laughed in my face
I got out my slingshot-
Put him in his place
My shotgun exploded
right there in my hand
All that's left of my truck
is this red rubber band
The bank took my house
My wife took the money
Dead dog peed itself
Thought it was so funny
My guitar is all
I got of that life
Even now, my lawyer
Says it belongs to my wife
My tears, they is falling
Right into my brew
You know, it's insane
My wife owns that, too!
I'm sitting on a barstool
I'm a damn crying fool
Can't afford to be in this bar
I'm a country superstar
